33 Outrageously Funny Signs That Missed the Mark (May 28, 2024)

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John Summers • Contributor
May 28, 2024 9:00 PM EDT

How come there are so many ridiculous signs out there? It's not like anyone can just make a sign at home (at least not a professional-looking one). Usually, it's the result of several people working together to make an actual sign—the person who wanted the sign made (usually a manager), the person responsible for writing the content of the sign, then you have several people working on the sign itself, like a graphic designer, a proofreader, and the person who operates the sign-making machine.

After all that, you still have the person who actually puts up the sign (usually some kind of handyman), and finally, the person who wanted the sign made has to look at it and approve it. And you're telling us no one in that long chain of people stopped and said, "Wait a minute, something isn't right here"? No one?! Anyway, here is a compilation of absolutely ridiculous signs.

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  • 01
    EATLIVER.COM CRACKERS LovE CHEESE! COLBY COLBY spec 330
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  • 02
    3th FLOOR
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  • 03
    The Happy Hippie Group MEET PEOPLE THE OLD FASHIONED WAY THROUGH ALCOHOL & POOR JUDGEMENT PLATESCU
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  • 04
    PARKING AVAILABLE IN EMPTY SPACES ONLY
    via Absurd Signs
  • 05
    SIDEWALK ENDS
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  • 06
    LOST CHIHUAHUA 9189460410 WARNING LOW FLYING OWLS
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  • 07
    IF WE CANT MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD YOU'RE UGLY WEEKS
    via Absurd Signs
  • 08
    STUDENT DROP-OFF NO STOPPING
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  • 09
    ANYONE CAUGHT EXITING THROUGH THIS DOOR WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE
    via Absurd Signs
  • 10
    SIGN SHOP I'M GETTING STRONGER WITH AGE. I CAN NOW LIFT $100 WORTH OF GROCERIES WITH 1 HAND
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  • 11
    I didn't even know they could drive ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
    via Absurd Signs
  • 12
    NOTICE THIS IS THE BACK DOOR THE FRONT DOOR IS AROUND THE BACK
    via Absurd Signs
  • 13
    Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos
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  • 14
    CAUTION WATER ON ROAD DURING RAIN
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  • 15
    A tree fell on my fence. Making the best of it while I negotiate the repair. BEWARE OF "DOG"
    via Absurd Signs
  • 16
    Dors Do not hold doors 3 on door I BELIEVE IN YOU. I also believe in bigfoot so don't get too excited
    via Absurd Signs
  • 17
    THE FIRST 5 DAYS AFTER THE WEEKEND ARE THE HARDEST
    via Absurd Signs
  • 18
    RESERVED PARKING PARKING WITH WILD ABANDON
    via Absurd Signs
  • 19
    Best Western SHELBYVILLE LODGE CONGRATULATIONS EATON FLESCH WEDDING #FALLONTONIGHT U-HAUL 26 SUPERM
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  • 20
    POOL RULES SWIM AT YOUR OWN RISK. OWNERS AND MANAGEMENT ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ACCIDENTS AND INJURIES. POOL IS OPEN 24 HOURS. DO NOT ENTER THE POOL AT ANY OTHER TIME. POOL USE BY REGISTERED GUESTS ONLY. CHILDREN MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ADULT. NO RUNNING IN THE POOL AREA. NO GLASS ALLOWED IN THE POOL AREA. SHOWER BEFORE ENTERING POOL.
    via Absurd Signs
  • 21
    JUST SPEED UP A BIT YOU GOT THIS VIA 9GAG.COM
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  • 22
    WE GARANTEE FAST SERVICE NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES
    via Absurd Signs
  • 23
    America's Drive-In FREE STRAW WITH DRINK PURCHASE Drive-Thru
    via Absurd Signs
  • 24
    Beards are cool. Mullets are bad.
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  • 25
    ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
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  • 26
    arder $1.2 These Apples are NOT REAL. Don't try to eat them. I can't believe I have to Write this sign. -Mangement
    via Absurd Signs
  • 27
    DY BYSTERICAL SOCI TROY JACOB SOCIETY VON HOGFLUME 1864-1909 Inventor of Time Travel Lived Here in 2248
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  • 28
    TAMAR 1-800-233-9942 STAY OFF THE TRACKS THEY ARE ONLY FOR TRAINS IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE NOT A TRAIN WEST COAST EXPRESS 3004
    via Absurd Signs
  • 29
    SIGN NOT IN USE
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  • 30
    CAUTION BIGFOOT MATING AREA STAY ON MARKED TRAILS DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT
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  • 31
    FOR THOSE ABOUT TO FISH
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  • 32
    Va @fb า า RIHGT TURN
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  • 33
    Cheezburger Image 9927822336
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